The water joke.

*cues the Seinfeld bass riff*

You know what kills me? People who consider natural spring or purified water to be “just water”. They’ll say Fiji is no different from tap water. Like are you serious. That’s just like saying sex is just sex. I mean there’s good sex and there’s bad sex. If it’s all just sex, why doesn’t anyone want the bad? Things that make you go, hmm!

I bet they’ll stop calling it just water now.

*cues Seinfeld bass riff*

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